Oh, wow

So I was reading some travel blogs and happened to come across a product that I'd never heard of before. It's a product described by the sellers as a "feminine urinary director for women of all ages." You know what that means, right? It means women can now pee standing up! Guys always brag, "Yeah, well, at least I can pee standing up, ha!" Apparently they don't know about Freshettes. (No, really. Check that link because the illustration is pretty hilarious.)

All joking aside, this handy product gets really good reviews. And it may not seem like something that you'd need all that often, but have you ever heard of squat toilets? Go do a Google image search on that one. Then come back and tell me how useful Freshettes would be in that situation.